Five Signs You're Watching A Bad Horror Film

1. The critic's quote is from an audience member, rather than an actual film critic.
2. It's the sequel, or the sequel to a sequel etc in a franchise that just won't die (much like the villain in it).
3. It's an American remake of an Asian horror film.
4. It relies heavily on (bad) CGI.
5. The film causes unintentional laughter, rather than actual scares.